Destroy Any Relationship - A Quick 'How To' Guide

By Steven Carter

Why do so many people think they are experts on relationships now? We are constantly bombarded throughout the day with messages about how to make our relationships work, whether we are reading the paper or just watching TV. Some of the advice though is dangerous and just destroys relationships. America is believed to have one of the highest divorce rates in the world to prove that point! At around 50% then the divorce rate of first-time marriages is tragic, one in two couples who get married will split up again, it is much more than that if it is your second or third marriage.

In this short article I thought it would be interesting to stop looking at what you should do to make a relationship work, and look at the opposite - what to do to make it fail. There are three very simple steps to follow, and each one will leade you closer and closer to disaster. But there is hope! By truly understanding how to make something fail then you can also understand how to make it a success, then perhaps one day you will be someone who can give really good advice out to help people.

Step #1:

Go back every night and make sure you do the exact same things, over and over. Fall into a routine, and never change it up. It's easy to do. Just make sure you take your partner for granted. Just recognise that they are the luckiest person in the world to be with you, so now you don't have to do any real work.

The first step may take a few months to kick in, but you have loads of time. Just suck the romance and spark right out of the relationship, and then move directly to step 2.

Step #2:

Do fun things...but make sure you exclude your partner. Make it obvious your partner takes a backseat to your friends. Of course you will do something with your partner, unless you get a better offer.

If your partner decides to take your time up by having a birthday on a night you go out, then make sure you go out with your friends. You'll probably have more fun with them, than hanging out by candlelight with your partner, right? Make a saucy remark about every even slightly hot guy or girl that passes when you are with your partner. Dribble and drool as well for extra effect.
Make your partner feel unappreciated, worthless and insignificant, then step seamlessly into step 3.

Step #3:

You've made it! You're relationship is now on the verge of collapse. Your partner is bored and full of self-doubt. You can finally feel good about lying or having an affair. After all, it's all about you.

Make telling lies a habit. If he or she is nagging you about not spending enough time with them, just make an excuse. Make up some story about working late on some big project when really you are out with someone hot from the office you know they are insanely jealous about. Once they find out what you are really upto then that is bound to end the relationship.

Not to worry. It is not as if you put any effort into making your relationship work anyway.

The End

If you're looking to end a relationship fast, follow these simple steps. It's as easy as 1,2,3!

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